
HELLO ALL!!!
IT'S KARAMEL HERE...
BLOGGIN' ABOUT A TOPIC -- WE KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT - REJECTION.
YEAH IT COMES IN ALL SHAPES, SIZES, AND FORMS.
AND FOR AUTHORS - IT COMES IN THE FORMS OF LETTERS...
HERE ARE 3 I WOULD LOVE TO SHARE WITH YOU ALL...
LETTER #1 -- RECEIVED 10/18
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GIVING BLAH, BLAH, AND BLAH A CHANCE TO CONSIDER YOUR WORK. WHILE I FIND YOUR WORK INTRIGUING, I'M AFRAID I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S FOR ME.
I WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK.
LETTER #2 -- RECEIVED 10/19
DEAR AUTHOR,
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SENDING THE BLAH BLAH BLAH AGENCY YOUR QUERY.
WE'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE IMPERSONAL NATURE OF THIS STANDARD REJECTION LETTER. REST ASSURED THAT WE DO READ EVERY QUERY LETTER CAREFULLY, AND UNFORTUNATELY THIS PROJECT IS NOT RIGHT FOR US. BECAUSE THIS BUSINESS IS SO SUBJECTIVE AND OPINIONS VARY WIDELY, WE RECOMMEND YOU PURSUE OTHER AGENTS (WELL DUH!). AFTER ALL IT JUST TAKES ONE "YES" TO FIND THE RIGHT MATCH.
GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR PUBLISHING ENDEAVORS.
LETTER #3 -- RECEIVED 10/27
DEAR AUTHOR,
THANK YOU FOR SUBMITTING YOUR QUERY FOR OUR CONSIDERATION. I HAVE DECIDED TO PASS ON YOUR PROJECT AS I AM UNABLE TO GIVE IT THE ATTENTION IT DESERVES AT THIS TIME. I WISH YOU SUCCESS IN FINDING A SUITABLE HOME FOR GOTTA BE DESTINY. AGAIN THANK YOU FOR CONSIDERING US.
BEST REGARDS.
MY REASON FOR POSTING THESE - REAL SIMPLE -- USE THESE REJECTIONS AS A WAY TO MOTIVATE ME AND YOU. RECEIVING A REJECTION IS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD, OKAY? REMEMBER, DR. SEUSS RECEIVED 22 REJECTIONS BEFORE HE WAS PICKED UP... YIKES 19 TO GO!!!!! KEEPING FINGERS CROSSED!!!! :)


